I Had a Dream - playing Monopoly with the Premier
I had a strange dream the other night.
I had become - it is not clear how - Prime Minister of Italy. I was at the table to play Monopoly with some old favorites and some new friends bought that morning at the market. I was bored.
"Guys, let's change the rules again," I said, down from and then the chair cushions. Before reaching land, however, I ran into Mary Star who was on all fours in rooting between the bodies of anesthetized sciacquette stretched under the table.
"What are you looking, Cessetta, a new brain? If you allow me, I'd say no ... "
" I dropped the Chance card that gave me the right to a free degree and a lot of money, and I can not ... to ... "he moaned.
Fosse was young and a minimum fine, I would have given ten degrees and mountains of money from the bank in exchange for the rights of passage as a narrow alley, but life is too short to waste time behind women like Mary Star - and if he Lane really for sale, you could bet that it is far from the Strait. Actually, I did not remember because I had not even invited to play with us. The cry was becoming hysterical, and so would have spoiled the evening.
"You can not give her a card for your quiet?" Asked Julian Fat Fat, wetting the board with a mixture of fat burgers and drooling. "He's passing the appetite."
"Yes, fuck, put something in the mouth of a bitch," shouted Victor. "Porco god, I'm trying to escape the luxury tax here and 'fucking bitch is distracting me."
Exasperated, I looked in the cards Contingencies in my pocket. "Here, bitch, I'll give you this. But I have to do a favor: I need someone to drop me a dog for a moment. I can not concentrate on the tissue when it tries to lick your butt every two seconds. "
Sobbing, she read aloud from the paper that I had brought:" Get out of jail free ... ... if we are ... ... that cardboard can save up to ... time of need ... ... (do not know ... ever! ...) or sell it ... "He was silent for a moment, then smiled. "I know that I sell. I have a friend in Reggio Calabria, which would pay the gold. "
" Do what you like, "I said, "But now faith leads a walk around the country. You do not need the scoop, people are accustomed to living with his crap. We have more important things to think about. "
resume play.
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