The plane has already landed 35 minutes but still no passenger check in the Arrivals Hall. Strange is that travelers are so loyal to the staff of Simpaticoair during the flight that you want to remove most, or perhaps the company will have anticipated the introduction of pay for those who want to use the ladder to get out of comfortable 737 (€ 9, plus administrative costs, if you book in advance via credit card, € 18 exit the plane, and € 35 if you want to be among the first to be pushed down the steps dall'hostess).
The doors of the luggage room and suddenly start cursing out a cop. Before the doors are closed, I see in the background, on the conveyor belt, something that did not seem like a luggage. Looks more like a child, and the accuracy has all the appearance of being my nephew 7B. Technically
7B is not a child, is a force of nature, and how all the forces of nature can be very dangerous. I've always adored, though, because it is warm, it makes me laugh all the time, and once, thanks to him, I ended up in bed with two girls of the English met in Harrods. Since he was born, 7B has always been a magnet for women, with her huge brown eyes, afro hair and black leather (my brother in law is originally from the Caribbean), it seems advertising agency for adoption, so much so One day at the supermarket the cashier asked me if I got it online.
We've come to Harrods to play I'M SO RICH, a favorite pastime of 7B in which he pretends to be an African prince and I'll do that part of the tutor hired by his father to teach him English accent of Oxford. While 7B forced a clerk to imitate the whistle of a "train" as big as a truck garden (cost: £ 85,000), I felt a delicate fragrance.
"That's great, this child!"
Before I turn around, I assumed an expression of modesty - a subtle touch that makes us understand that the woman in front of you, as you are humble, this is nothing, and if he wants really know the meaning of "That's great!", just take some of his time with you. It worked.
"And Dad fascinating!"
"Indeed!"
were two and they were both beautiful. This time I opted for a sign of modesty a bit simpler, Dai-type state-exaggerating-but-not-admit-that-you-can-make-all-wrongs.
"I am the uncle, I am working and my sister is the hairdresser," I said, very quietly, for fear that the clerk began to realize that we were not there to get rid of obscene sums of real money. But now it was so penetrated into his new identity by locomotive whistling that he had not even noticed the presence of girls.
"Listen," said one girl - like all the people of his class, he avoided to form the vowels in the front of the mouth. According to my great-grandfather, Jimmy, this linguistic idiosyncrasy is due to the fact that the English aristocracy is considered "bad manners" to show, or see the language as you speak. I had always wanted to investigate the question of whether and how the range of sounds produced by an "upper class girl Inglese" tend to widen during sexual activity - "feel. As soon as your sister takes the baby, would you come and drink with us? We are not Ever dated a black man until now. "
" Yes, come on! "exclaimed the other. "Then there singing some rap song?"
"But I do not partners ... Sure" I said. "It will be a pleasure!"
"Mamma," cried 7B, when they saw the mother spectacularly coiffed.
The clerk stopped whistling and looked puzzled for a moment my sister. Then, composing, bowed and stammered
"S-His Majesty ..."
My sister threw a suspicious look, he turned and shuffled toward the sign TOYS 7B A £ 8, while I accompanied the two girls to deepen research on voice
front.
But I digress ... So, when you reopen the doors of the luggage room, leaving 7A, 7B and 7C together with my sister and two police anything but happy. 7B smiles triumphantly.
"Welcome in Bari," he cried.
"Do not you mean 'Welcome to Bari'?" Answers 7A, which is always attentive to the mistakes of adults.
"No. Here They speak Differently, "I said, pointing to the sign. "Welcome in Bari!"
